SCSI: none
Serial Ports: none
Sound Output: plop, plopping sounds while processing
ADB: none
Ethernet: none
Machine Gestalt ID: none
PRAM Battery: none

Minutiae:

Mr. Java Portable is part of the original Mr. Java product line.  Although its percolation processor has fallen out of favor lately, its ability to utilize a variety of processor fuels makes it an ideal choice for camping trips.  The processor unit is compatible with wood, coal, charcoal, gasoline, alcohol, napalm, and other fires.

Manufactured by:
Java de Columbia
Avenida Caffeinas, No. 7
Bogota, Columbia
www.borntobrew.com
Eduardo “Eddie” Valdez, sales manager